A man! Rocky.

A sex change machine

Some kind of anti-anti matter laser

A person magnet, oh wait he is one

Telescopic high-heels

Something square

A chastity belt for Janet

A chastity belt for himself

Anything that would impress Dr Scott

A self repairing car tyre

An Orgasmatron

Something that made her forget

Anything better than Betty Monroe could make

A tracking device for Rocky

Apple Pie

An automatic page turning gizmo

The 'anti-heckle' shotgun

A telescopic neck

One helluva story

A Picnic

A framed portrait of himself as commander

Something to make Magenta smile

Helmets to go with the space suits

A laser capable of emitting, oh wait....

Whatever he made, Frank would take the credit

A self polishing bannister rail

A very large cooker (about 6ft)

A Transylvanian/English phrase book,
      just change W to V

A model of a volcano, all red and erupting

A 'Time to return to Transylvania' calendar

Something to keep a 'Big Nothing' in

A glitter bomb

Pyjama's without holes

Self tapping shoes so everyone can dance

A guy that stays with her for more than a week

Not so Dumb Bells

The teach yourself life in seven hours guide

Lip Gloss

What's science?

Laser proof spray tan

Ein Stein Larger

Something wheely good

Business cards that say 'we meet at last'

Something made of a metal that is
        not of this world

An exo skeleton, so he can dance too

A motorbike, he likes bikes

A ring for Columbia made from
      chewing gum wrappers

He'd get his uncle to make him something

Chainsaw / Ice pick proof leathers

The ePad, like an iPad but only gets
      Rock N Roll, Porn and pictures of Motorbikes

The self cleaning cinema seat

The self refiling ice cream tray

The self charging battery (for her torch!)

The self sweeping stage

The diguise yourself as Magenta kit

A black hole

Something using Dark Matter

The BOGTF offer (Buy one get three free)

Invisibility cloaks

Their own space ship to get home