Frank would become......

T.B.Weekend (Tony Blair on Weekends)		35%
Tiffany		30%
Bloke In A Dress		15%
The Lady Man		15%
Travis The Tranny		5%

Brad would become......

Chad		49%
Kevin		26%
Sad Majors		17%
Borod Minors		8%

Janet would become......

Sandy		32%
mary mary quite contrary		32%
slag spice		24%
Slapper		12%

The Narrator would become......

Chucky No-Neck		50%
Billy No-Neck		22%
the storyteller		22%
F**WIT		6%

Riff Raff would become......

Reggie		24%
Hunchback of the frankenstein place		20%
Hump spice		20%
Jeddah man		16%
Freaky		12%
Jeeves Wouster		8%

Magenta would become......

Rent a maid		48%
Friz Bomb Sally		17%
Phoenix		13%
Kitty		13%
Shift-it		9%

Columbia would become......

Sequined Girl On Helium		39%
Tap Dancing Tracey		22%
Mouse		22%
Imogen		9%
Dolly Sindy		8%

Rocky would become......

Mr Muscles		35%
Baby		30%
Pebbly		17%
MR 6.PACK!!!		9%
Rambo		9%

Dr.Scott would become......

Great Scott!		35%
Dr. Tinkle		35%
Roosvelt		17%
What's Up Doc?		13%

Eddie would become......

Leader of the pack		34%
Joe Kewl		22%
Above average weight Spice		18%
Freddy		18%
Mr. Columbia		8%

The Usherette would become......

Backrow Betty		56%
Lush Lucy		13%
O she who finds the seats		13%
Popcorn spice		13%
The Slut		5%

The Phantoms would become......

The Frankettes		52%
Curly, Larry, Moe, Fred and Wilma.		22%
The Dark Horses		14%
Starlets		8%
Michael Jackson 2!		4%