Frank would call the magazine.......

Trans-cendance		50%
Sexy		20%
Transvestite Weekly		15%
How Do Ya Do		11%
The Furter Times		4%

Brad would call the magazine.......

The Commerce Collection		30%
Damn It!		28%
Spiffy		18%
Hunting Lodge For Rich Weirdos		17%
Our Soul		7%

Janet would call the magazine.......

Muscle Fan		34%
Touch...		20%
What Boyfriend		20%
Thrill Me Chill Me Furfill Me (xxx)		16%
Done In		10%

The Narrator would call the magazine.......

Forbidden Fruit		31%
The Precise Truth		30%
Life Study		26%
Coff		10%
Life Study		3%

Riff Raff would call the magazine.......

Pure Doesn't-Matter		26%
Better Demolition		20%
Coup Review		20%
Lazer Fan		17%
Your Alien Household		17%

Magenta would call the magazine.......

Better Homes and Knickers		60%
The Touch of Transylvania		25%
Weary Traveller		10%
Sweet Hairvestite		5%
What F***		0%

Columbia would call the magazine.......

Gotta Dance, Gotta Read!		40%
Groupie		30%
Coke Rock		21%
Edddieeeeeeee		5%
Dead Lover		4%

Rocky would call the magazine.......

Trust Your Lust		24%
Pretty Body		23%
Damoclese		22%
Pants Fashion		22%
Huhlo!		9%

Dr.Scott would call the magazine.......

Audio-Vibratory- Molecular-Devices-Weekly		28%
Wheel Chair Madness		22%
Zer Lazer		21%
When To Wear Suspenders		15%
Mein Mag		14%

Eddie would call the magazine.......

Hot Patootie		48%
Terminal Rider		20%
Saturday Night Bikes		15%
Singin' Biker		9%
Delivery		8%

The Usherette would call the magazine.......

Flavour of the Month		35%
Dr. X - For All Your Alien Problems		24%
Skimpy Sing Tutor		20%
Programme		11%
I Scream World		10%

The Phantoms would call the magazine.......

Flashlight		27%
Practical Haunting		26%
All for One		21%
Spooktacular		20%
Better Scare		6%