Frank would be drinking.......

Sweet T (with little umbrella and cherry)		30%
Orgasmic Explosion		25%
Sex on the Slab		22%
Vodka On the Rocky		13%
Transexual Seduction		10%

Brad would be drinking.......

Dammit Janet!		36%
Adaptable screwdriver		24%
Bicardi Bender		24%
Lemon Libido		10%
Blandtail		3%
Spare Tyre		3%

Janet would be drinking.......

Drink me, drink me, drink me!		33%
Slut Slush		30%
Sex... Anywere (like "sex on the beach")		20%
Slippery Finger		15%
The DEFINITELY NOT Virgin Bloody Mary		2%

The Narrator would be drinking.......

Great Scotch		39%
Heavy, black, and pendulous		38%
Fusty Musty		12%
Sex on the desk		6%
Dust Jacket		5%

Riff Raff would be drinking.......

Wild Magenta		50%
Hunch Punch		26%
Pink Passion		7%
Despot Downer		7%
Anti Martini		7%
Zapper!		3%

Magenta would be drinking.......

Slinky Minky		36%
Well-Secluded		30%
Domestic Bliss		18%
See All		10%
Lucky Lady		4%
RELAXed!		2%

Columbia would be drinking.......

Pink Nipple		42%
Cherry Squeak		30%
Absolute Pleasure		21%
Creamy Candy		5%
Tapped Out!		3%

Rocky would be drinking.......

Golden Bolls		27%
Uncontrolled Libido		24%
Muscle Man		21%
Buff Stuff		19%
Golden Short(s)		5%
Split Atom!		3%

Dr.Scott would be drinking.......

Zen Schnapps		13%
Ich bin ien Berliner		9%
Wheely Fantastic		7%
V2 vodka bomb		3%
Goose Step		2%
Magnetism		2%

Eddie would be drinking.......

Fruity Patootie		60%
Her Baby Pink Lipstick		10%
Greased Lightning		10%
Dead Man		10%
Ice Cooler		5%
Legless Rocker		5%

The Usherette would be drinking.......

Usher Slusher		35%
Back Row Thrill		35%
Candy Creme		16%
Tarantula		11%
Silent Delivery!		2%
Claude		1%

The Phantoms would be drinking.......

Velvet Darkness		48%
Shhhhhhhhh!		15%
Toxic Fume		12%
Nightmare Scare		12%
Wham Bam		11%
Spooky Scooby		2%