We wanted to hear who you really wouldn't want to see play your favourite Rocky Horror Characters. The best nominations of each character submitted were voted for and the winners are shown below. (Please note: It's not my spelling that's terrible, all of these names are copied from actual nominations sent.)
The worst person to play Frank
Prince Charles | | 15.7% |
Chris Evans | | 9.5% |
Bernard Manning | | 9.5% |
Leonardo DiCaprio | | 9.5% |
Fred Elliot | | 9.5% |
Timmy Mallet | | 9.5% |
Jeremy Clarkson | | 4.4% |
Jack Dee | | 4.4% |
Cliff Richard | | 4.4% |
Dale Winton | | 4.4% |
Nicholas Cage | | 2.4% |
Paul Gasgoine | | 2.4% |
David Hasselhoff | | 2.4% |
Timmy Mallet | | 2.4% |
Ross King | | 2.4% |
John Major | | 2.4% |
Jason Donovan | | 2.4% |
The Queen Mother | | 2.4% |
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The worst person to play Brad
Zippy | | 18% |
Arnold Swarzenegger | | 12.8% |
Eddie Izzard | | 10.2% |
Sylvester Stallone | | 7.7% |
Bill Clinton | | 5% |
Rolf Harris | | 5% |
Noel Edmonds | | 5% |
Jerry Addams | | 5% |
Ronnie Corbett | | 5% |
Nicholas Cage | | 2.6% |
Keeanu Reeves | | 2.6% |
Marlon Brando
(in his current state) | | 2.6% |
John Major | | 2.6% |
Nicholas Lyndhurst | | 2.6% |
Mick Jagger | | 2.6% |
Prince Charles | | 2.6% |
Julian Clary | | 2.6% |
Harold Bishop (neighbours) | | 2.6% |
Terry Christian | | 2.6% |
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The worst person to play Janet
Lily Savage | | 10% |
Zsa Zsa Gabor | | 10% |
Camilla Parker Bowles | | 7.5% |
Margert Thatcher | | 7.5% |
Venessa Feltz | | 7.5% |
Donna Air | | 7.5% |
Roseanne Barr | | 5% |
Sonia | | 5% |
Geri Halliwell | | 5% |
Tony Blair | | 5% |
Pamela Anderson | | 5 % |
Jo Brand | | 5% |
Pauline Quirke | | 5% |
Joan Collins | | 2.5% |
Julie Goodyear (Bette Lynch) | | 2.5% |
Cher | | 2.5% |
Rosie O'Donnell | | 2.5% |
Pat Butcher | | 2.5% |
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The worst person to play The Narrator
Otis the Aardvark | | 13.1% |
Richard Whitely | | 10.5% |
Joe Pasquale | | 10.5% |
Maculay Culkin | | 7.8% |
Tony Blair | | 7.8% |
Rab C Nesbitt | | 7.8% |
Scooby Doo | | 7.8% |
David Hasslehoff | | 5.2% |
Slyvester Stalone | | 5.2% |
M. Manson | | 5.2% |
Fred Elliott | | 2.6% |
Terry Wogan | | 2.6% |
Ian Paisley | | 2.6% |
Clive Anderson | | 2.6% |
Kelsey Grammer | | 2.6% |
William Hague | | 2.6% |
Keanu Reeves | | 2.6% |
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The worst person to play Riff Raff
Luciano Pavarotti | | 18% |
Bagpuss | | 10.2% |
Keith Cheguin | | 7.7% |
Adam Ricket | | 7.7% |
William Hague | | 5% |
Dale Winton | | 5% |
Tony Blair | | 5% |
Michael Barrymore | | 5% |
Arnold Swacheneger | | 5% |
Ed Tudor Pole | | 5% |
Brad Pitt | | 2.6% |
Ansley Harriot | | 2.6% |
Michael Jordan | | 2.6% |
Julian Clarey | | 2.6% |
Brian Blessed | | 2.6% |
John Prescot | | 2.6% |
Saddam Hussein | | 2.6% |
Leo DiCaprio | | 2.6% |
Donnie Osmand | | 2.6% |
John Inman | | 2.6% |
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The worst person to play Magenta
Maureen from Driving School | | 26% |
Janet Reno | | 10.2% |
Pamela Anderson | | 7.6% |
Mary Whitehouse | | 7.6% |
Billie | | 7.6% |
Zoe Ball | | 5.1% |
Cher | | 5.1% |
Jane McDonald | | 5.1% |
Trevor Macdonald | | 5.1% |
Barbara Cartland | | 5.1% |
Lilly Savage | | 2.5% |
Jo Brand | | 2.5% |
Mel C. (spice girls) | | 2.5% |
Neve Campbell | | 2.5% |
Anica Rice | | 2.5% |
Kelly Brook | | 2.5% |
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The worst person to play Columbia
Vanessa Feltz | | 13% |
Queen Latifah | | 10.2% |
Maggie Thatcher | | 10.2% |
Bonnie Langford | | 7.6% |
Su Pollard | | 5.1% |
The Queen | | 5.1% |
Billie | | 5.1% |
Carol Vorderman | | 5.1% |
Bella Emburg | | 5.1% |
Pamela Anderson | | 5.1% |
Lisa Riley | | 5.1% |
Denise Van Outen | | 2.5% |
Judy Foster | | 2.5% |
Mel G. | | 2.5% |
Baby Spice | | 2.5% |
Chris Evans | | 2.5% |
Rossanne Barr | | 2.5% |
Toyah Wilcox | | 2.5% |
Chris Evans | | 2.5% |
Keeanu Reeves | | 2.5% |
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The worst person to play Rocky
Rowen Atkinson as Mr Bean | | 15.4% |
Woody Allen | | 12.8% |
Cartman from South Park | | 10.2% |
Fred Elliot | | 7.6% |
Angus Deyton | | 5.1% |
Adam Rickett | | 5.1% |
Tony Dowding | | 5.1% |
Homer Simpson | | 5.1% |
Robbie from Eastenders | | 5.1% |
Angus Deyton | | 2.5% |
Brian Blessed | | 2.5% |
Christopher Biggins | | 2.5% |
John Goodman | | 2.5% |
William Hauge | | 2.5% |
Mr Muscle (from the ads) | | 2.5% |
Marilyn Manson | | 2.5% |
Mike Myers | | 2.5% |
Rick Moranis | | 2.5% |
Michael Barrymore | | 2.5% |
Michael Flatley | | 2.5% |
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The worst person to play Eddie/Dr Scott
Barney (yes, the dinosaur!) | | 20.5% |
Andrew Lloyd-Wa*ker | | 7.6% |
Jasper Carrot | | 7.6% |
Julian Clary | | 7.6% |
Mr Bean | | 5.1% |
Stuart Miles off Blue Peter | | 5.1% |
Leonard Nimoy | | 5.1% |
Vinnie Jones | | 5.1% |
Shane Ritchie | | 5.1% |
Elton John | | 5.1% |
Keeanu Reeves | | 2.5% |
Michael Ball | | 2.5% |
Lionel Blair | | 2.5% |
Leonardo de Caprio | | 2.5% |
Tony Blair | | 2.5% |
Dale Winton | | 2.5% |
Daniel O' Donnell | | 2.5% |
Hugh Grant | | 2.5% |
Hulio Aglasius | | 2.5% |
Jeremy Beadle | | 2.5% |
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The worst person to play Phantoms
Steps | | 18.9% |
Hanson | | 16.2% |
The Roly-Poly's | | 13.5% |
The dancers in Fat Boy Slim's 'Praise You' video | | 13.5% |
The cast of Riverdance | | 10.8% |
Manchester United | | 8.1% |
The Spice girls | | 8.1% |
The Beverly Hills 90210 Cast | | 5.4% |
The Beegees | | 5.4% |
The Beasty Boys | | 2.7% |
Keeanu Reeves | | 2.7% |
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