Frank would go without..... |
Takes 3.5 days builds half a man... guess which half |  | 35% |
Less Affairs, AND he will use the stairs not the lift |  | 20% |
Riff and Magenta's bedsacks. |  | 20% |
Draw the lines onto tights to look like fishnets |  | 15% |
Use Home-made moisturiser |  | 10% |
Brad would go without..... |
Spare tyres. And we all know what happened next. |  | 35% |
Won't buy a Sat-Nav this year |  | 34% |
He will buy a tandem instead using the car |  | 31% |
Janet would go without..... |
Less Apples in her Pie |  | 30% |
Get Married - then he can pay |  | 20% |
She will wear less clothes ?! or no clothes |  | 20% |
Everlasting gum. |  | 21% |
Forgoes the half slip and takes on leg lift workouts for the big reveal |  | 9% |
The Narrator would go without..... |
Lower-wattage lights in the Library |  | 48% |
Cancel Book of the Month Club |  | 30% |
Eases up on the five dollar words... to the relief of the American peasantry |  | 8% |
He will stop smoking in his smoking jacket |  | 7% |
Weird Fantasy |  | 7% |
Riff Raff would go without..... |
Eat more left over Meatloaf |  | 36% |
Stop throwing away perfectly good candles |  | 34% |
Money? What money? |  | 20% |
Comes to live with me so I can wait on him hand and foot .... AND .... (don't get me started!) |  | 10% |
Magenta would go without..... |
Change underwear every month instead of fortnightly |  | 32% |
Takes bannister buffing full time in her stride |  | 31% |
Will make her own household cleaning products |  | 24% |
Vonderful vine |  | 13% |
Columbia would go without..... |
Aim a torch at herself to save on Christmas decorations |  | 35% |
Sell some of her sequins on ebay |  | 30% |
Takes it down an octave and joins a Kate Bush tribute group |  | 20% |
Blue M&Ms. No, wait, f**@ that! |  | 15% |
Rocky would go without..... |
Cancel the Open University course on Social Documentary Skills of the 20th Century |  | 34% |
Colouring books |  | 32% |
Will sell his dunbells and get a dog to take him walkies |  | 21% |
With heavy heart and lead foot gives up his movement classes |  | 13% |
Dr.Scott would go without..... |
Signs a tell all Rocky book deal employing the psycho-(anal)-ytic method |  | 45% |
Won't get the insurance on his wheelchair fully comp this year |  | 18% |
Darn his old fishnets |  | 20% |
Krankenschwestern (nurses!) |  | 17% |
Eddie would go without..... |
Pimps out his teddy at the local puppy park (he reeeeaaaallllly didn't like his teddy [*eyebrow^ *]) |  | 36% |
Spend less on Rock n Roll, Porn and Motorbikes, except the music, sex and speed aspects |  | 22% |
'It'll be cold patooties from now on...' |  | 22% |
Buy a 49cc moped |  | 20% |
The Usherette would go without..... |
Buy Lidl ice cream instead of Ben & Jerrys |  | 44% |
Not ice cream, that's for sure |  | 23% |
Check between all the seat for discarded food to eat |  | 22% |
Spend money on carrots instead of torch batteries |  | 11% |
The Phantoms/Transylvanians would go without..... |
They will not eat ...not that they need to |  | 46% |
Spend more time huddled together to keep warm, so less heating bills |  | 30% |
Buy less Pokemon cards |  | 16% |
Bypass the show and start following the actors home |  | 10% |