| Frank would be most likely........... |
| Shag everyone in sight |  | 30% |
| Be Prom Queen |  | 25% |
| End up is sex rehab |  | 20% |
| Try to take over the world |  | 15% |
| Become a male escort |  | 10% |
| Brad would be most likely........... |
| Remain an asshole |  | 42% |
| Be in denile |  | 26% |
| Have a buggered spare tyre |  | 21% |
| To succeed in pollitics |  | 11% |
| Marry and divorce young |  | 0% |
| Janet would be most likely........... |
| Become a stripper |  | 28% |
| Get engaged for the ring |  | 22% |
| Appear on a daytime TV trailer-trash show |  | 22% |
| Act slutty |  | 17% |
| To be slapped by entire year |  | 11% |
| The Narrator would be most likely........... |
| Tell tall stories |  | 39% |
| Have no neck |  | 33% |
| Have very few friends |  | 22% |
| To win the nobel prize |  | 6% |
| Read a book |  | 0% |
| Riff Raff would be most likely........... |
| Have a paranoid meltdown |  | 38% |
| Have sex with his sister |  | 22% |
| To play quazymodo |  | 17% |
| Stay the thinest |  | 17% |
| Want revenge |  | 6% |
| Magenta would be most likely........... |
| Use all the hairspray on the planet |  | 33% |
| Fall in love with her brother |  | 22% |
| Be a pelvic thrusting voyeur |  | 17% |
| Become a stalker |  | 17% |
| To take up a career in banister sliding |  | 11% |
| Columbia would be most likely........... |
| Be on drugs and join a cult |  | 35% |
| To show a nipple |  | 29% |
| Tap her way to success |  | 18% |
| To Fall for the wrong people |  | 18% |
| To become a hair dresser |  | 0% |
| Rocky would be most likely........... |
| Win the Charles Atlas seal of approval |  | 57% |
| Be a man of few words |  | 18% |
| Win the Nobel Prize for Muscles |  | 12% |
| Marry a Man |  | 12% |
| Live |  | 1% |
| Dr.Scott would be most likely........... |
| Cross dress |  | 22% |
| To win a marathon |  | 22% |
| To stab Teddy Bears |  | 22% |
| To happen to know a lot of things |  | 22% |
| Throw a towel over his sunbed |  | 12% |
| Eddie would be most likely........... |
| To be an organ donor |  | 33% |
| To becomee a biking rock-n-roll porn star |  | 28% |
| To deliver |  | 17% |
| To die young |  | 11% |
| To be killed by a transvestite |  | 11% |
| The Usherette would be most likely........... |
| Be at the science fiction double feature |  | 50% |
| Sell the most ice screem |  | 22% |
| Own a chain of cinemas |  | 11% |
| To fail to get a job on stage |  | 11% |
| Illuminate others lives |  | 6% |
| The Phantoms/Transylvanians would be most likely........... |
| To do the Time Warp again! |  | 75% |
| To be unconventional |  | 17% |
| To watch Friends on tv |  | 6% |
| To vanish |  | 1% |
| To work in the dark |  | 1% |