Frank would win the award for......... |
Sweetest Alien Transvestite Of All Time |  | 33% |
GQ best dressed man! |  | 25% |
Best Doctor (creation division) |  | 17% |
Best sex |  | 17% |
Most creative use of an Ice Pick / Chainsaw |  | 8% |
Brad would win the award for......... |
Maddison Dancing Champion 1973 |  | 25% |
'Asshole' magazine's asshole of the year |  | 25% |
BAFTA - Being an Asshole and F***ing Trannies Award |  | 25% |
Car Maintenance |  | 17% |
Holding out the longest with Frank |  | 8% |
Janet would win the award for......... |
Denton's Biggest Slut |  | 37% |
Nicest Apple Pie |  | 23% |
Act slutty |  | 23% |
OSCAR (Only Shags Creatures Aka Rocky) |  | 16% |
Being Faithful |  | 1% |
The Narrator would win the award for......... |
Neckless Award for Receding Neckline |  | 53% |
Most creative use of a book |  | 30% |
Telling the Tallest Tales |  | 8% |
Top gear fastest lap! |  | 8% |
Speed Reader of the Year |  | 1% |
Riff Raff would win the award for......... |
Best Hair Banana |  | 46% |
Best Underling |  | 23% |
IGOR - I'll Get Our Revenge |  | 23% |
Insesties |  | 8% |
Hammod organ grade 9 |
| 0% |
Magenta would win the award for......... |
An MVM (Most Voyeuristic Maid) |  | 31% |
Best Accent in a Play |  | 23% |
Biggest Hair on a TV Screen Award |  | 23% |
The Turner Prize for her hairstyle |  | 15% |
Cleanest Bannisters |  | 8% |
Columbia would win the award for......... |
Booby Prize! |  | 36% |
A G&G award (Glitter & Glam) |  | 23% |
Most Groped Groupie of the Year |  | 16% |
Squeeliest voice 2009 |  | 16% |
Being the worlds most loyal Puppy |  | 9% |
Rocky would win the award for......... |
Lowest IQ ever recorded |  | 38% |
Win the Charles Atlas seal of approval |  | 38% |
Sharpest Nipples |  | 8% |
Speaker of the Year |  | 8% |
Iron Man Competition |  | 8% |
Dr.Scott would win the award for......... |
Greatest Scott since Scott |  | 54% |
Best Supporting Wheechair |  | 38% |
Most improved accent |  | 8% |
Science Teacher of the Year |
| 0% |
The Sonic Society's Inventor Of The Year |
| 0% |
Eddie would win the award for......... |
Most Unrealistic Corpse Award |  | 46% |
Hottest Sax on a Bike |  | 23% |
The Darwin Award |  | 15% |
Most weight loss in one Brain Transplant |  | 8% |
A Domino's MRD (Most Rockin Deliveryboy) |  | 8% |
The Usherette would win the award for......... |
Best supporting underwear |  | 54% |
ODEON - Oh Dear, Everyone's Ordered Now't |  | 23% |
Most Ice Creams sold in a decade |  | 15% |
Cleanest cinema floor |  | 8% |
Shining in her profession |
| 0% |
The Phantoms/Transylvanians would win the award for......... |
Time Warp Award |  | 46% |
Best Group Hug while Naked |  | 23% |
An MCC - Most unConventional Conventionists |  | 23% |
Best Backing Vocals |  | 8% |
Spookyness Certifcate from Most Haunted |
| 0% |