| Frank would win the award for......... |
| Sweetest Alien Transvestite Of All Time |  | 33% |
| GQ best dressed man! |  | 25% |
| Best Doctor (creation division) |  | 17% |
| Best sex |  | 17% |
| Most creative use of an Ice Pick / Chainsaw |  | 8% |
| Brad would win the award for......... |
| Maddison Dancing Champion 1973 |  | 25% |
| 'Asshole' magazine's asshole of the year |  | 25% |
| BAFTA - Being an Asshole and F***ing Trannies Award |  | 25% |
| Car Maintenance |  | 17% |
| Holding out the longest with Frank |  | 8% |
| Janet would win the award for......... |
| Denton's Biggest Slut |  | 37% |
| Nicest Apple Pie |  | 23% |
| Act slutty |  | 23% |
| OSCAR (Only Shags Creatures Aka Rocky) |  | 16% |
| Being Faithful |  | 1% |
| The Narrator would win the award for......... |
| Neckless Award for Receding Neckline |  | 53% |
| Most creative use of a book |  | 30% |
| Telling the Tallest Tales |  | 8% |
| Top gear fastest lap! |  | 8% |
| Speed Reader of the Year |  | 1% |
| Riff Raff would win the award for......... |
| Best Hair Banana |  | 46% |
| Best Underling |  | 23% |
| IGOR - I'll Get Our Revenge |  | 23% |
| Insesties |  | 8% |
| Hammod organ grade 9 |
| 0% |
| Magenta would win the award for......... |
| An MVM (Most Voyeuristic Maid) |  | 31% |
| Best Accent in a Play |  | 23% |
| Biggest Hair on a TV Screen Award |  | 23% |
| The Turner Prize for her hairstyle |  | 15% |
| Cleanest Bannisters |  | 8% |
| Columbia would win the award for......... |
| Booby Prize! |  | 36% |
| A G&G award (Glitter & Glam) |  | 23% |
| Most Groped Groupie of the Year |  | 16% |
| Squeeliest voice 2009 |  | 16% |
| Being the worlds most loyal Puppy |  | 9% |
| Rocky would win the award for......... |
| Lowest IQ ever recorded |  | 38% |
| Win the Charles Atlas seal of approval |  | 38% |
| Sharpest Nipples |  | 8% |
| Speaker of the Year |  | 8% |
| Iron Man Competition |  | 8% |
| Dr.Scott would win the award for......... |
| Greatest Scott since Scott |  | 54% |
| Best Supporting Wheechair |  | 38% |
| Most improved accent |  | 8% |
| Science Teacher of the Year |
| 0% |
| The Sonic Society's Inventor Of The Year |
| 0% |
| Eddie would win the award for......... |
| Most Unrealistic Corpse Award |  | 46% |
| Hottest Sax on a Bike |  | 23% |
| The Darwin Award |  | 15% |
| Most weight loss in one Brain Transplant |  | 8% |
| A Domino's MRD (Most Rockin Deliveryboy) |  | 8% |
| The Usherette would win the award for......... |
| Best supporting underwear |  | 54% |
| ODEON - Oh Dear, Everyone's Ordered Now't |  | 23% |
| Most Ice Creams sold in a decade |  | 15% |
| Cleanest cinema floor |  | 8% |
| Shining in her profession |
| 0% |
| The Phantoms/Transylvanians would win the award for......... |
| Time Warp Award |  | 46% |
| Best Group Hug while Naked |  | 23% |
| An MCC - Most unConventional Conventionists |  | 23% |
| Best Backing Vocals |  | 8% |
| Spookyness Certifcate from Most Haunted |
| 0% |