| Frank would be doing this job.......... |
| God |  | 36% |
| Super Genius Scientist |  | 27% |
| Anne Summers Party Planner |  | 18% |
| Master & Convention Organizer |  | 18% |
| Satanic Mechanic |  | 1% |
| Brad would be doing this job.......... |
| Accountant |  | 44% |
| On his gap year actually |  | 27% |
| Underwear salesman |  | 18% |
| All American hero |  | 10% |
| Fay Ray Impersonator |  | 1% |
| Janet would be doing this job.......... |
| Housewife in-waiting |  | 36% |
| Virginal Homemaker |  | 18% |
| Relationship therapist |  | 18% |
| (Rocky) Baby Sitter |  | 18% |
| Florist |  | 10% |
| The Narrator would be doing this job.......... |
| Criminoligist |  | 44% |
| Collector of antiquities |  | 18% |
| Neckless wonder |  | 18% |
| Rare Book Curator |  | 10% |
| Bibliophile |  | 10% |
| Riff Raff would be doing this job.......... |
| Head Butler |  | 43% |
| Servant and Master |  | 27% |
| Customs and Exsorcise! |  | 10% |
| Superiority Complexed Slave |  | 10% |
| Repairman |  | 10% |
| Magenta would be doing this job.......... |
| Voyeristic Housekeeper |  | 34% |
| Cook - meatloaf a speciality |  | 26% |
| Maid/Domestic |  | 26% |
| Sister - but not in a hospital |  | 11% |
| Professional Duster |  | 3% |
| Columbia would be doing this job.......... |
| Tap dancer |  | 30% |
| Showgirl |  | 30% |
| Maker of blue smarties |  | 20% |
| Helium ballon seller |  | 10% |
| Professional Groupie |  | 10% |
| Rocky would be doing this job.......... |
| Sex Toy - no batteries required |  | 50% |
| Job? |  | 30% |
| Current Charles Atlas Seal of Approval Holder |  | 10% |
| Life-size Action Man |  | 10% |
| Hunksicle |
| 0% |
| Dr.Scott would be doing this job.......... |
| Scientific researcher |  | 27% |
| Professor of Alien Science |  | 27% |
| Tea Lady (NASA) |  | 27% |
| Tutor |  | 18% |
| Translator (2nd class) |  | 1% |
| Eddie would be doing this job.......... |
| Delivery Boy |  | 34% |
| Brain Donor |  | 26% |
| Roadie |  | 26% |
| Artic survival expert |  | 11% |
| Saxophanist |  | 3% |
| The Usherette would be doing this job.......... |
| Usherette of course! |  | 35% |
| Singing Refreshment Distributer |  | 27% |
| Facilitator of customer respose and refreshment |  | 18% |
| Lonesome Sweeper |  | 10% |
| Movie critic |  | 10% |
| The Phantoms/Transylvanians would be doing this job.......... |
| Convention crashers |  | 35% |
| Glee club |  | 35% |
| Shadow Mimers |  | 18% |
| Social comentators |  | 10% |
| Invisible backing singers / dancers |  | 2% |