| Frank would have this superpower..... |
| Laser proof body |  | 33% |
| The ability to make love with a person just by looking at them |  | 28% |
| Ability to give multi orgasms |  | 22% |
| Godliness |  | 11% |
| Xray vision |  | 6% |
| Brad would have this superpower..... |
| The ability to change tyres |  | 32% |
| Precognition - no more breakdowns |  | 22% |
| The ability to summon his mother at will |  | 22% |
| SuperVision - no more glasses |  | 12% |
| Ability to make anyone fall in love with him |  | 12% |
| Janet would have this superpower..... |
| The ability ot be in two beds, I mean places, at once |  | 33% |
| The ability to say 'no' |  | 27% |
| Invisibility when discovered with Rocky |  | 17% |
| Power to remain a Virgin forever |  | 17% |
| Flexibility |  | 6% |
| The Narrator would have this superpower..... |
| Stopping the world with one hand, oh wait..... |  | 44% |
| A Telescopic Neck |  | 18% |
| Ultimate knowledge |  | 18% |
| Photographic memory |  | 18% |
| Superspeed reading |  | 2% |
| Riff Raff would have this superpower..... |
| The ability to time travel |  | 38% |
| A magical hump |  | 22% |
| Mind control of Frank |  | 17% |
| Magenta Vision - so he could watch all day long |  | 17% |
| Super-Envy |  | 6% |
| Magenta would have this superpower..... |
| A ball of fluff with eyes from Transylvania called 'Poof' |  | 44% |
| Invisibilty - Well Secluded! |  | 22% |
| Teleportation - to be near Riff instantly |  | 17% |
| Microwave eyes to cook Eddie even faster |  | 11% |
| Super Dusting Speed |  | 6% |
| Columbia would have this superpower..... |
| The ability to bring dead rockers back to life |  | 32% |
| Sonic scream- a voice so shrill it can kill |  | 32% |
| Shower glitter wherever she goes |  | 12% |
| I'm glitterati! |  | 12% |
| Super Tap Speed |  | 12% |
| Rocky would have this superpower..... |
| IQ doubling powers for double figures |  | 33% |
| Self Tanning Skin |  | 22% |
| The ability to eat 1000 raw eggs in one go |  | 17% |
| Grow muscles at will |  | 17% |
| Super strength, oh, hang on...... |  | 11% |
| Dr.Scott would have this superpower..... |
| Make everyone speak German |  | 28% |
| Super Speed Wheels |  | 28% |
| The power to cross space and even time itself |  | 22% |
| The ability to recognise cooked relatives |  | 11% |
| Super intelligence |  | 11% |
| Eddie would have this superpower..... |
| Super Sax Appeal |  | 39% |
| Super Hair - self greasing |  | 22% |
| Lightning speed |  | 17% |
| Axe proof skin snapped off in the freezer |  | 11% |
| The ability to heat Patootie's with his eyes |  | 11% |
| The Usherette would have this superpower..... |
| X ray vision for x films |  | 33% |
| See in the Dark Vision |  | 28% |
| Telepathy- it'll make selling food easier |  | 22% |
| Hot Dog Heat Ray |  | 11% |
| Super Scream - Ice Scream that is |  | 6% |
| The Phantoms/Transylvanians would have this superpower..... |
| The ability to make people love them |  | 44% |
| The ability to form up as one giant being |  | 38% |
| CreepOVision |  | 6% |
| Invisibility |  | 6% |
| Time travel |  | 6% |