Frank would like to retire to..... |
Denton, there's still some virgins left |  | 55% |
The Swinging Sixties. He'd use a time machine to get there |  | 45% |
The Rockies |
| 0% |
anywhere but Essex |
| 0% |
Ibiza -for the pool parties |
| 0% |
Brad would like to retire to..... |
Denton of course |  | 34% |
his mom and dad's old house, (if he knew who they were) |  | 26% |
a small cottage with Janet |  | 26% |
Bexhill on sea - nothing to get him excited |  | 11% |
the Hamptons |  | 3% |
Janet would like to retire to..... |
Franks bedroom |  | 44% |
a shared appartment with Betty Munroe |  | 18% |
somewhere Brad isn't |  | 18% |
bed |  | 10% |
She will Join a strict order of nuns and repent |  | 10% |
The Narrator would like to retire to..... |
who knows, but getting there will be a starnge journey |  | 35% |
the closet |  | 27% |
nowhere as he'll never retire |  | 18% |
a school library |  | 10% |
drawer D69 at the British museum |  | 10% |
Riff Raff would like to retire to..... |
a large bed with Magenta |  | 35% |
Transylvania, by the moon drenched shores |  | 35% |
Battersea dogs home - until someone adopts him |  | 18% |
New Zealand, to be with his mate Richard |  | 10% |
a candy shop |  | 2% |
Magenta would like to retire to..... |
a large bed with Riff Raff |  | 35% |
A beach house on sweet transexual's moon drenched shores |  | 35% |
a hairdressers |  | 18% |
somewhere well secluded |  | 10% |
somewhere beginning with 'V' |  | 2% |
Columbia would like to retire to..... |
Disney land -she can live in the magic castle |  | 73% |
a glitter factory |  | 18% |
a house overlooking Eddie's grave |  | 9% |
Munkinland |
| 0% |
Tapford |
| 0% |
Rocky would like to retire to..... |
UnghRuughrubmgh! |  | 35% |
Venice beach -where he can work out |  | 27% |
anywhere Frank (or Janet) is |  | 18% |
somewhere he can get an even better tan |  | 10% |
High School |  | 10% |
Dr.Scott would like to retire to..... |
Munich |  | 34% |
a flat on the ground floor |  | 26% |
Underground at the CERN particle accelerator |  | 26% |
perhaps even another planet |  | 11% |
somewhere he could get in with a bad crowd |  | 3% |
Eddie would like to retire to..... |
He ain't gonna live that long baby! snapped off in the freezer |  | 44% |
Route 66. On a bike all day long |  | 36% |
Hell - so he could leave like a bat out of..... |  | 18% |
Graceland |  | 1% |
Detroit -Motor city |  | 1% |
The Usherette would like to retire to..... |
nowhere as she will buy a ice-cream van and travel around |  | 43% |
an old abandoned cinema |  | 35% |
Essex - it's the only way |  | 10% |
Ice(cream)land |  | 10% |
Bournville |  | 2% |
The Phantoms/Transylvanians would like to retire to..... |
A row of beach huts on the moon-drenched shores of Transylvania |  | 36% |
the seaside. Beside each other - beside the sea. |  | 18% |
the grave |  | 18% |
Nowhere. They will melt away into the shadows |  | 18% |
a nice terrace up North |  | 10% |