| Frank would like to retire to..... |
| Denton, there's still some virgins left |  | 55% |
| The Swinging Sixties. He'd use a time machine to get there |  | 45% |
| The Rockies |
| 0% |
| anywhere but Essex |
| 0% |
| Ibiza -for the pool parties |
| 0% |
| Brad would like to retire to..... |
| Denton of course |  | 34% |
| his mom and dad's old house, (if he knew who they were) |  | 26% |
| a small cottage with Janet |  | 26% |
| Bexhill on sea - nothing to get him excited |  | 11% |
| the Hamptons |  | 3% |
| Janet would like to retire to..... |
| Franks bedroom |  | 44% |
| a shared appartment with Betty Munroe |  | 18% |
| somewhere Brad isn't |  | 18% |
| bed |  | 10% |
| She will Join a strict order of nuns and repent |  | 10% |
| The Narrator would like to retire to..... |
| who knows, but getting there will be a starnge journey |  | 35% |
| the closet |  | 27% |
| nowhere as he'll never retire |  | 18% |
| a school library |  | 10% |
| drawer D69 at the British museum |  | 10% |
| Riff Raff would like to retire to..... |
| a large bed with Magenta |  | 35% |
| Transylvania, by the moon drenched shores |  | 35% |
| Battersea dogs home - until someone adopts him |  | 18% |
| New Zealand, to be with his mate Richard |  | 10% |
| a candy shop |  | 2% |
| Magenta would like to retire to..... |
| a large bed with Riff Raff |  | 35% |
| A beach house on sweet transexual's moon drenched shores |  | 35% |
| a hairdressers |  | 18% |
| somewhere well secluded |  | 10% |
| somewhere beginning with 'V' |  | 2% |
| Columbia would like to retire to..... |
| Disney land -she can live in the magic castle |  | 73% |
| a glitter factory |  | 18% |
| a house overlooking Eddie's grave |  | 9% |
| Munkinland |
| 0% |
| Tapford |
| 0% |
| Rocky would like to retire to..... |
| UnghRuughrubmgh! |  | 35% |
| Venice beach -where he can work out |  | 27% |
| anywhere Frank (or Janet) is |  | 18% |
| somewhere he can get an even better tan |  | 10% |
| High School |  | 10% |
| Dr.Scott would like to retire to..... |
| Munich |  | 34% |
| a flat on the ground floor |  | 26% |
| Underground at the CERN particle accelerator |  | 26% |
| perhaps even another planet |  | 11% |
| somewhere he could get in with a bad crowd |  | 3% |
| Eddie would like to retire to..... |
| He ain't gonna live that long baby! snapped off in the freezer |  | 44% |
| Route 66. On a bike all day long |  | 36% |
| Hell - so he could leave like a bat out of..... |  | 18% |
| Graceland |  | 1% |
| Detroit -Motor city |  | 1% |
| The Usherette would like to retire to..... |
| nowhere as she will buy a ice-cream van and travel around |  | 43% |
| an old abandoned cinema |  | 35% |
| Essex - it's the only way |  | 10% |
| Ice(cream)land |  | 10% |
| Bournville |  | 2% |
| The Phantoms/Transylvanians would like to retire to..... |
| A row of beach huts on the moon-drenched shores of Transylvania |  | 36% |
| the seaside. Beside each other - beside the sea. |  | 18% |
| the grave |  | 18% |
| Nowhere. They will melt away into the shadows |  | 18% |
| a nice terrace up North |  | 10% |