Frank would like to retire to..... |
Denton, there's still some virgins left | | 55% |
The Swinging Sixties. He'd use a time machine to get there | | 45% |
The Rockies |
| 0% |
anywhere but Essex |
| 0% |
Ibiza -for the pool parties |
| 0% |
Brad would like to retire to..... |
Denton of course | | 34% |
his mom and dad's old house, (if he knew who they were) | | 26% |
a small cottage with Janet | | 26% |
Bexhill on sea - nothing to get him excited | | 11% |
the Hamptons | | 3% |
Janet would like to retire to..... |
Franks bedroom | | 44% |
a shared appartment with Betty Munroe | | 18% |
somewhere Brad isn't | | 18% |
bed | | 10% |
She will Join a strict order of nuns and repent | | 10% |
The Narrator would like to retire to..... |
who knows, but getting there will be a starnge journey | | 35% |
the closet | | 27% |
nowhere as he'll never retire | | 18% |
a school library | | 10% |
drawer D69 at the British museum | | 10% |
Riff Raff would like to retire to..... |
a large bed with Magenta | | 35% |
Transylvania, by the moon drenched shores | | 35% |
Battersea dogs home - until someone adopts him | | 18% |
New Zealand, to be with his mate Richard | | 10% |
a candy shop | | 2% |
Magenta would like to retire to..... |
a large bed with Riff Raff | | 35% |
A beach house on sweet transexual's moon drenched shores | | 35% |
a hairdressers | | 18% |
somewhere well secluded | | 10% |
somewhere beginning with 'V' | | 2% |
Columbia would like to retire to..... |
Disney land -she can live in the magic castle | | 73% |
a glitter factory | | 18% |
a house overlooking Eddie's grave | | 9% |
Munkinland |
| 0% |
Tapford |
| 0% |
Rocky would like to retire to..... |
UnghRuughrubmgh! | | 35% |
Venice beach -where he can work out | | 27% |
anywhere Frank (or Janet) is | | 18% |
somewhere he can get an even better tan | | 10% |
High School | | 10% |
Dr.Scott would like to retire to..... |
Munich | | 34% |
a flat on the ground floor | | 26% |
Underground at the CERN particle accelerator | | 26% |
perhaps even another planet | | 11% |
somewhere he could get in with a bad crowd | | 3% |
Eddie would like to retire to..... |
He ain't gonna live that long baby! snapped off in the freezer | | 44% |
Route 66. On a bike all day long | | 36% |
Hell - so he could leave like a bat out of..... | | 18% |
Graceland | | 1% |
Detroit -Motor city | | 1% |
The Usherette would like to retire to..... |
nowhere as she will buy a ice-cream van and travel around | | 43% |
an old abandoned cinema | | 35% |
Essex - it's the only way | | 10% |
Ice(cream)land | | 10% |
Bournville | | 2% |
The Phantoms/Transylvanians would like to retire to..... |
A row of beach huts on the moon-drenched shores of Transylvania | | 36% |
the seaside. Beside each other - beside the sea. | | 18% |
the grave | | 18% |
Nowhere. They will melt away into the shadows | | 18% |
a nice terrace up North | | 10% |