Frank's Gift would be........

A laser proof vest		56%
Some Virgins		28%
A thighmaster		10%
A phone		6%

Brad's Gift would be........

A life		46%
A mobile phone		28%
RAC membership		15%
A role in a West End show		6%
A new fiance		5%

Janet's Gift would be........

Wised up		44%
A new fiance		15%
An umbrella		15%
Some apple pie mix		12%
A new hairstyle		7%
How to Cook by Delia Smith		7%

The Narrator's Gift would be........

A neck		46%
A new book to read		31%
A new trick or treat mask		13%
A bigger part?		10%

Riff Raff's Gift would be........

recognition		48%
Plastic surgery		25%
A bigger gun		10%
A spy camera		10%
A lock for the castle door		7%

Magenta's Gift would be........

A black cat		27%
A hair appointment		21%
Her own pearls		18%
A broomstick (for cleaning)		12%
Some banister polish		12%

Columbia's Gift would be........

A new rocker boyfriend		28%
The Ali-G video		21%
A fish?		19%
New tap shoes		15%
Some new underwear		12%
A black hat		5%

Rocky's Gift would be........

Some baby oil		37%
A Big Brother 2 audition		25%
Clothes		15%
A real brain		12%
Armoured pants		11%

Eddie/Dr.Scott's Gift would be........

Therapy		35%
The chance to appear on stage together		28%
A faster motorbike		18%
Made into HeadLiners		12%
Dual control car		7%

The Usherette's Gift would be........

A shorter skirt		44%
A winter supply of torch batteries		25%
Popcorn		22%
A nice cup of tea		13%

The Phantom's Gift would be........

A night off		31%
A pay rise from Frank		28%
An olympic sized swimming pool		21%
Lot's of candy		11%
A Brotherhood of Man album		9%