Frank would have been........

Cleopatra		50%
Fay Wray		40%
A Carpenter in Bethlehem		10%

Brad would have been........

Buddy Holly		65%
Laurel (as in '.. and Hardy')		25%
Einstein		10%

Janet would have been........

Sandra Dee		75%
Marilyn Monroe		15%
Marcia Brady		10%

The Narrator would have been........

Terry Thomas		42%
Shakespeare		23%
Les Dawson		13%
Anthony Hopkins		9%
Christopher Columbus		9%

Riff Raff would have been........

Jack the Ripper		60%
The guy in Nosferatu		30%
King Charles 1st		10%
Robin Leech		5%

Magenta would have been........

Mae West		55%
Tori Amos		22%
Mrs Hitler		19%
Cleopatra		4%

Columbia would have been........

Ginger Rogers		47%
Shirley Temple		33%
Tallulah Bankhead		11%
Princess Diana		9%

Rocky would have been........

James Cameron		41%
Hitler		20%
Dr. Drew		20%
Albert Einstein		19%

Dr.Scott would have been........

Vincent Van Gough		39%
Elvis		34%
Chris Farley		12%
James Dean		11%
Prince Edward 1st		4%

Eddie would have been........

James Dean		58%
Hercules		21%
Triple H		11%
Judus Escariot		10%

The Usherette would have been........

An Elizabethan Orange Wench		58%
Joan of Arc		17%
Christina Ricci		15%
Molly Brown		10%

The Phantoms would have been........

Pan's People		65%
Gladiators		20%
The Keystone Cops		15%