Frank would be with....

Eddie Izzard		56%
Freddie Mercury		24%
Elton John		12%
Tammy Faye Baker		8%

Brad would be with....

Olivia Newton John		48%
A good book		32%
Hillary Clinton		12%
Lucy (I love Lucy)		6%
Dr. Scott		2%

Janet would be with....

Rocky		46%
Rock Hudson (!!!)		37%
Madonna		6%
Mark Hamill		6%
Michael McKean		5%

The Narrator would be with....

Buffy		40%
Shirley Jones		24%
Naomi Campbell (enough neck for both)		20%
Victoria Wood		16%

Riff Raff would be with....

Magenta		37%
Elvira		28%
Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)		16%
Christina Ricci		12%
Lucy Liu		6%
Big Brother Bubble		1%

Magenta would be with....

Billy Idol		40%
Riff Raff		32%
Beetleguise		20%
Johnny Depp		8%

Columbia would be with....

Eddie		32%
Mickey Mouse		32%
Gene Kelly		20%
Lionel Blair		8%
Dennis Rodman		8%

Rocky would be with....

Britney Spears		38%
Chyna from WWF		16%
Janet		16%
Eddie's teddy		10%
Dolly the sheep		10%
Madonna		10%

Dr.Scott would be with....

Maggie Thatcher		32%
Florence Henderson		24%
Eva Braun		20%
Evita Perron		12%
Big Brother		12%

Eddie would be with....

Columbia		34%
Cher		28%
The horny one of the It-Girls		21%
Suzi Quatro		17%

The Usherette would be with....

Dr.Who		40%
The projectionist		24%
Narrator		16%
Barry Norman		11%
James Whale		9%

The Phantoms would be with....

Souxsie & the Banshees		45%
Steps		35%
Frank		16%
The T-Birds		4%