Frank would want to go.....

at 11,946 years old, during sex, from a heart attack		30%
Autoeroticasphixiation (don't ask...)		30%
Die? Never! I'm immortal!		15%
death by dildo		14%
In bed with rocky		11%

Brad would want to go.....

a non virgin		27%
In bed with family around him		18%
car accident (darn tyres?)		15%
In His Sleep		15%
Boredom		14%
Kicking and Screaming		11%

Janet would want to go.....

with a man between her legs		31%
On her back...		26%
choke on a bone		18%
Being wet		15%
suffocated by lots of men		10%

The Narrator would want to go.....

breaking neck falling off desk doing the Timewarp		43%
Too much brandy		19%
Laughing?		22%
a single silver bullet		16%

Riff Raff would want to go.....

rich and powerful		45%
In the clock with his skeleton mistress		22%
tortured		22%
In a Wood Chipper		11%

Magenta would want to go.....

drown in the moon-drenched seas of Transexual		60%
s & m gone wrong		16%
Eaten By Riff Raff		12%
banister impalation		12%

Columbia would want to go.....

In a bike crash with Eddie		44%
At disney		26%
nail polish fumes		13%
gased by helium		9%
falls off juke box		8%

Rocky would want to go.....

An orgasmic rush of lust		46%
on Janet		19%
drops weights on himself		13%
Electric Chair		12%
with Frank		10%

Dr.Scott would want to go.....

he'd get out of it somehow. creep		42%
suicide		18%
walking		15%
Malpractice		14%
any way possible		11%

Eddie would want to go.....

drugs and alcohol		46%
In A Motorbiking Stunt		30%
Sawn to bits with a chainsaw		20%
Pizza		4%

The Usherette would want to go.....

At the end of the show		31%
Getting hot over Jeanette Scott		31%
choking on popcorn		16%
Suffocated by popcorn		13%
candy		9%

The Phantoms would want to go.....

but we are dead...		52%
a roman orgy followed by gladiator style fun		40%
Of Embaresment		6%
dancing		2%