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Frank would have an autobiography entitled....
| It's not easy having a good time |  | 34% |
| Frank On Everybody |  | 30% |
| I can explain |  | 26% |
| In just seven days |  | 10% |

Brad would have an autobiography entitled....
| My Life As An Asshole |  | 46% |
| Oh! Janet |  | 20% |
| Sex and the Single Man |  | 18% |
| It was beyond me |  | 16% |

Janet would have an autobiography entitled....
| Weissing Up |  | 46% |
| Virgin to Superslut |  | 22% |
| Sex, lies and Frank N Furter |  | 12% |
| Reada-Read Me |  | 8% |
| I wanna feel dirty |  | 6% |
| My secret obsession |  | 6% |

The Narrator would have an autobiography entitled....
| My Neck Was Stolen (And Other Mishaps) |  | 36% |
| The Denton Affair |  | 28% |
| If I May . . . . |  | 26% |
| I was really there |  | 4% |

Riff Raff would have an autobiography entitled....
| What the butler saw |  | 32% |
| He never liked me |  | 20% |
| Me and my sister |  | 18% |
| In The Velvet Darkness |  | 18% |
| How the world was taken from me |  | 12% |

Magenta would have an autobiography entitled....
| We're All Lucky |  | 36% |
| Tales of a Transylvanian handmaiden |  | 30% |
| magestic magenta |  | 20% |
| Me and my brother: true romance |  | 16% |
| My stepbrother is an alien |  | 6% |

Columbia would have an autobiography entitled....
| It was great when it all began |  | 54% |
| tap, tap and away |  | 16% |
| my loves and misfits |  | 12% |
| Why? |  | 12% |
| He Loved Me |  | 6% |

Rocky would have an autobiography entitled....
| Muscle by muscle |  | 32% |
| Ugh! |  | 30% |
| Just 7 hours old |  | 20% |
| Silent But Violent |  | 10% |
| Autobiography of a Creature of the night |  | 8% |

Dr.Scott would have an autobiography entitled....
| Transvestitism For Beginners |  | 40% |
| The truth IS out there |  | 36% |
| life sat down |  | 18% |
| watch those.... ew that hurt |  | 6% |

Eddie would have an autobiography entitled....
| From geezer to freezer |  | 36% |
| What ever happened to Saturday night? |  | 22% |
| To hell and back |  | 20% |
| Low Down Cheap Little Punk |  | 16% |
| Meat Is Murder |  | 6% |

The Usherette would have an autobiography entitled....
| In the back row: my life uncovered |  | 54% |
| life behind the curtains |  | 22% |
| Candy Girls |  | 12% |
| No Popcorn Please |  | 8% |
| from the darkness within |  | 4% |

The Phantoms would have an autobiography entitled....
| The Infamous five |  | 44% |
| We speak as one |  | 36% |
| Glad you could read me tonight! |  | 18% |
| phantoms of the space ship |  | 2% |
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