Frank would have.......

A nice big hotdog...		25%
Rubber Gloves and a pearl necklace ;)		20%
Whipped cream & cherries		18%
The recipe for making the perfect man		13%
Fishnet stockings		13%
Ketchup (to be eaten with an Eddie Turkey)		11%
Baby Oil		10%

Brad would have.......

Just for men		28%
Phone (for breakdowns)		18%
Tea bags		18%
Condoms		15%
Glasses		14%
A ring		7%

Janet would have.......

A thong		27%
Apple pies		27%
Chocolate		26%
Hairbrush		10%
Newspaper		10%

The Narrator would have.......

Large Dusty Book		27%
A neck		25%
Alcohol		21%
Pipe tobacco		21%
The Guadian and coffee		3%
A Globe		3%

Riff Raff would have.......

Mini Magenta		30%
Candles		24%
Lazer repair kit		20%
Wine		16%
Mr. Sheen		10%

Magenta would have.......

Vodka		35%
Hair Spray		24%
Red nail varnish		21%
Feather duster		15%
Polish		3%
Hair dryer		2%

Columbia would have.......

The latest Meatloaf album		24%
Baby pink lipstick		23%
Disney stuff		15%
Hundreds and thousands		14%
Tap shoes		12%
A teddy bear		12%

Rocky would have.......

Steroids		26%
Baby Oil		21%
An extra pair of gold y-fronts		18%
Lip gloss		18%
Clothes		17%

Dr.Scott would have.......

German Sausage		48%
Saurcraut		26%
Legs		10%
Blanket		10%
Toilet paper		6%

Eddie would have.......

Rock n roll porn		62%
WD40		20%
Beer		14%
Plasters		2%
Pizza		2%

The Usherette would have.......

Walls 7 sin's Magnums		32%
Ice cream		20%
Elvis pins		20%
Hairspray		18%
Torch batteries		10%

The Phantoms would have.......

...stuff...		35%
Sunglasses		24%
Count Chocula Cereal		23%
Spooky things		18%