Frank would want to be played by.......

Jonny Depp		52%
Eddie Izzard		28%
Marlena Deitric		10%
Jim Carey		10%

Brad would want to be played by.......

Hugh Grant		32%
George Bush (world's biggest arsehole!)		32%
Ewan McGregor		24%
Mike Myers		8%
Dean Cain		4%

Janet would want to be played by.......

Sarah Michelle-Gellar		60%
Madonna		9%
Cameron Diaz		8%
Jarvis Cocker in a wig		8%
Liza Minelli		10%
Jessica Harper		5%

The Narrator would want to be played by.......

John Cleese		35%
Anthony Hopkins		24%
Christoper Lee		24%
Samuel L. Jackson		12%
Ian Hislop		5%

Riff Raff would want to be played by.......

Gollum		40%
Johnny Depp		25%
Mike Myers. You're wet baby, yeah!		20%
Nosferatu		10%
Colin Farrell		3%
Peter Cook		2%

Magenta would want to be played by.......

Siouxsie Sioux		32%
Glenn Close		22%
Mel B (Spice Girls)		21%
Christina Aguilera		16%
Nancy Del'Ollio		6%
Julia Roberts		3%

Columbia would want to be played by.......

Minnie Mouse		30%
Kylie Minogue		26%
Peaches		18%
Nicole Kidman		10%
Bette Midler		10%
Britney spears		6%

Rocky would want to be played by.......

Mr Gay UK		30%
Arnold Schwarzenegger		20%
Vin Diesel		18%
Hunter from Gladiators		12%
Hugh Jackman		12%
Sly Stallone in a blond wig		8%

Dr.Scott would want to be played by.......

Trevor McDonald		28%
Dick Van Dyke		28%
Sean Connery		24%
Harrison Ford		12%
Colin Baker		8%

Eddie would want to be played by.......

Jack Black		56%
Justin Hawkins from Darkness		36%
Elvira in drag on a bike. Woo-hoo!		8%

The Usherette would want to be played by.......

Dolly Parton		50%
Kylie		20%
Kate Winslett		15%
Juliette Lewis		12%
Ice T		3%

The Phantoms would want to be played by.......

ex-Cast of Friends		35%
Guns N Roses		35%
S Club Juniors		15%
ex-Cast of Frasier		11%
Boys from BLUE		4%