Frank would take this course......

Safe (???) S&M		30%
Monster Making 101		25%
Transvestites in the 18 century		21%
Transgender Studies		12%
Domestic Science		12%

Brad would take this course......

White bread and Jello: The American Way		35%
Vechicle Maintenance		34%
Computing Science		20%
Film and Television of the 1940		11%

Janet would take this course......

Mastering 'Slave & Master'		28%
Susie Homemaking		27%
Anything that made her wise up		21%
How to fake an orgasm		14%
Psychiatry		10%

The Narrator would take this course......

Criminology		60%
Hedgecutting		15%
Needlework		14%
Neckology		10%
Forensic Psychology		1%

Riff Raff would take this course......

Rocket Science		24%
Undertaking for Beginners		20%
Elbow-Sex for beginners		20%
Babysitting		20%
Butlering		16%

Magenta would take this course......

Sibling Studies		31%
Life Skills		29%
Advanced French Polishing		18%
Prostitution		12%
Bannister Repair		10%

Columbia would take this course......

Tap Dancing!		50%
Motorcycle rider repair		20%
Stay Safe for total beginners		15%
Ducking		10%
How to adore Rockers		5%

Rocky Horror would take this course......

Major in Physical Fitness		34%
Speaking classes		34%
The 3 R's		12%
Sports Science		10%
Dressmaking		10%

Dr. Scott would take this course......

English without German accents		30%
Walking		28%
A Ph.D...?		24%
How to spot Aliens (advanced)		10%
Biology		8%

Eddie would take this course......

How to survive for more than 5 minutes		29%
Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance		27%
Rock 'n' Roll a brief history		27%
How to avoid picky situations		17%

the Usherette would take this course......

Coping with schizophrenia		55%
Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Academy		15%
Cinema - Complete History of Cinema		15%
How to see in the dark		10%
Beauty		5%

The Phantoms would take this course......

General Weirdness		34%
Drama		20%
How to look good in shades		19%
Even Bigger Drama		19%
Singing in Harmony - Advanced		8%