A new man with blonde hair and a tan |  | 50% |
Stockings full of things |  | 20% |
Fuzzy handcuffs |  | 16% |
Chocolate fountain |  | 14% |
Glasses with built in windscreen wipers |  | 34% |
Y-fronts and socks |  | 26% |
Contact lenses |  | 19% |
Driving gloves... and a new spare tyre |  | 11% |
A where's wally book |  | 10% |
A Grow your own neck kit |  | 40% |
A new book (he's been reading that last one for such a long time) |  | 38% |
A trip around the world |  | 10% |
Encyclopaedia Brittannia |  | 8% |
A new dinner jacket |  | 4% |
The updated Laser Beam gun |  | 35% |
A comb |  | 34% |
A Flatscreen Monitor |  | 15% |
Respect from Frank |  | 10% |
A kitten |  | 6% |
She asks for nothing!! |  | 38% |
Riff Raff in under pants |  | 30% |
Booze |  | 10% |
Moon-cream lotion for her days on the beaches of Transylvania |  | 10% |
A brand-new feather-duster |  | 7% |
Ann Summers Gift Vouchers |  | 5% |
Framed portrait of her and Eddie |  | 30% |
Meatloafs greatest hits album |  | 30% |
Tap shoes duh! |  | 15% |
Pink hair dye and some glittery hair spray |  | 15% |
Iceland Freezer Vouchers |  | 10% |
A brain? A heart? Some courage? |  | 32% |
Meat! |  | 25% |
Candy-Apple-Red gym equipment |  | 25% |
Clothes |  | 10% |
A ticket out of there |  | 8% |
Fishnet tights (they grew on him) |  | 35% |
Stephen Hawking's wheelchair |  | 33% |
WD40 |  | 20% |
A chemistry set |  | 6% |
Mein Kampf - a first edition, signed |  | 4% |
Mostache trimmer |  | 2% |
A fishnet stockingful of candy |  | 38% |
Popcorn machine |  | 20% |
The collected works of Ray Harryhausen |  | 18% |
Promotion to projectionist |  | 14% |
Wind up torch |  | 10% |
Twister board game |  | 32% |
Something dark and mysterious |  | 30% |
Day of the Dead DVD collection |  | 13% |
Peace on Earth - War on Transylvania |  | 13% |
Nicer sunglasses |  | 12% |