Frank would make this resolution...... |
To build a new man complete with better vocabulary |  | 50% |
Spend more time in bed |  | 32% |
To treat riff raff better |  | 7% |
Visit his mother more often |  | 7% |
To straighten his hair |  | 4% |
Brad would make this resolution...... |
To wear better underwear |  | 30% |
Not to be such an arshole |  | 20% |
Become Mayor of Denton |  | 20% |
Give up the fags |  | 12% |
Treat himself to the entire DVD collection of 'Star Trek' |  | 10% |
Buy Janet a new ring |  | 8% |
Janet would make this resolution...... |
Shag anything that moves |  | 35% |
Not to be a slut |  | 20% |
Improve her cooking |  | 20% |
Stop taking 'rides' from strange men lying in tanks |  | 15% |
To carry a bottle of "anti-frizz" for hair |  | 10% |
The Narrator would make this resolution...... |
To try his very hardest to grow a neck |  | 31% |
To further his career |  | 25% |
Stop letting the mean neck jokes get to him... |  | 16% |
To ensure he has enough Batteries for his glowing globe |  | 16% |
Add another shiny book for his collection |  | 12% |
Riff Raff would make this resolution...... |
Not to kill anyone...ooops |  | 35% |
Buy more blonde hair dye |  | 20% |
Stop intimidating the nice guests |  | 17% |
To buy a longer tunic for his finale |  | 14% |
To keep away from Magenta |  | 14% |
Magenta would make this resolution...... |
To remember to ask for at least a few things rather than nothing |  | 34% |
To try and keep her hair under control |  | 21% |
Try and clean the house more often |  | 18% |
Buy a glittery thong |  | 15% |
Cut down on Riff |  | 12% |
Columbia would make this resolution...... |
Must remember to ask what's for dinner |  | 37% |
To marry eddie |  | 25% |
To squeak less and try to speak normally |  | 21% |
Experiment with other crazy hair colours |  | 12% |
Buy a different sparkly waistcoat |  | 5% |
Rocky would make this resolution...... |
Learn a language such as English |  | 37% |
To get away from the madness |  | 18% |
Work out more often |  | 15% |
Wear clothes |  | 15% |
Wax |  | 15% |
Dr.Scott would make this resolution...... |
To invest in a motorised wheelchair and put pictures on ebay of him with stockings on |  | 36% |
See the fourth Reich |  | 24% |
To try and speak in a less stupid accent |  | 15% |
Lose the accent |  | 15% |
To be happy |  | 10% |
Eddie would make this resolution...... |
To stay out of freezers |  | 39% |
To subscribe to "rock and roll porn" and get a 25% discount |  | 32% |
Try bursting through cardboard as Ice is painful. |  | 10% |
Think about the classics more |  | 10% |
Not be naughty |  | 9% |
The Usherette would make this resolution...... |
To get a better job |  | 32% |
Try a different colour lipstick |  | 30% |
To serve them well |  | 20% |
Invent a new flavour of ice-cream |  | 14% |
Less Insane giggling |  | 4% |
The Phantoms would make this resolution...... |
Buy shades other than those found in Poundland |  | 35% |
Go somewhere darker |  | 20% |
My new years resolution is to not have one |  | 18% |
To not wear suits |  | 17% |
Meet some new friends |  | 10% |